It was a dark and stormy night.
The internet had been in and out because this is Washington the Evergreen State.
Let me expand on that.
Rain means the ground is soaked and the cable man came we got connected blah blah blah yada yada. But the next day we got unconnected.
We sent a e mail to the people but my mother didn't include our address.
NOW I will not be getting any Christmas Cards from my new friends.
My mother is a Scrooge. Here it is my first Christmas in my forever home
and she did this!!!!. I might leave more than coal in her slippers. I will be pee peeing
on the tree and when she leaves the house I will eat all her cottage cheese and yogurt.
Just wait until my dad finds out. hahahahahaha
she who I now call Scrooge will not win the counting cards game.
The mail man likes me and so does the ups man.
Hopefully she can fix this before Santa Paws puts her on the naughty list.
We got word that the kind ladies who worked so hard getting
the Christmas Card List organized have…
When my dad comes home from
work he always takes me for a walk.
I get so excited to spend time with him too.
Last week I was on the long leash running
down the sidewalk. But I stopped, then
came back to daddy. Can you guess what happened?
That stoopid leash went around my dad's feet.
Next thing I knew daddy was on the ground.
He said HBO words like he was still in the Army.
Dad's hip is not broken thank goodness.
The retractable leash is in the trash.