While the rest of Blogville is participating in the Pawolympics.
Mommy dearest didn't get her act together in time for me to join
all the games.
Something about illegal liquid in my pee test.
Oh and dad is getting the car detailed today,
he said it cost 87 million treats.
because I the wild child has destroyed the back seat.
I told him not to leave motor oil in the cargo area.
but he didn't listen.
My mother has fire coming out of her nostrils like a dragon.
Maybe she should get a medal for that.